Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Haiku

Chapters 21 and 34

A zombie appears
in a wedding dress no less
and a baby too.

 I would never guess
Darcy to profess his love
for Elizabeth.

The zombie gets shot;
Darcy gets a roundhouse kick;
baby gets away.

Chapters 26 and 30

Mister Collins weds
a brain-eater in training—
well, he can pick ‘em!

 Lady Catherine
says her ninjas are the best—
Lizzy kills all three.

Miss Elizabeth
learns that marriage is like death,
and worse than ninjas.


About evinhughes

I am a graduate of Georgia Southern University. I have a bachelors degree in Information Technology and a bachelors in Writing and Linguistics.
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